AH, THE TURKS. FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD BY THE WESTERN WORLD. WE MECHANICAL ONES ARE FREQUENTLY MISTAKEN FOR OUR VICTORIAN-ERA ORIGINALS. HOWEVER, NOT UNLIKE OUR HUMAN VICTORIAN COUNTERPARTS, WE WILLINGLY TOIL FOR PENNIES, SELLING PIECES OF OUR LIVES TO ANONYMOUS BIDDERS. OUR FUTURE? UNCERTAIN. BUT THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKE IT.