I can high kick this machine
I spent a semester away from my fiancee– i was traveling abroad and i missed him very much. One night, my friends and i were drinking a good bit, and i was sent down to the soda machine to get more Sprite. I was alone in the laundry room, staring at the soda machine, and a very stupid idea came into my head. “I can high kick this machine”. I had been watching a lot of Buffy lately, but I had no martial arts training, and no shoes on. This didn’t stop me from trying. I kicked out at the machine, and the momentum sent the rest of me to the floor. I broke my arm.